Instead of Christmas cards, a few letters I'm wanting to compose.
Dear Sam-
Please don't share peanut butter with Charlie. I know you wanted to be nice, but the huge hives all over his mouth and chin are there to tell us that in this case, sharing was not a good idea. This is why I tell you to keep food at the table.
Thanks, Mom
Dear Charlie-
Please get your teeth. Your late night parties and lack of appetite have got to quit.
Love, Mom
Dear Mother Nature-
Please wait to send snow on Christmas day. I know, the whole White Christmas thing, yada yada, but when I still have errands to run a few days before Christmas, it's a tad inconvenient.
Sincerely,
Me and I'm sure thousands of other moms
Dear Grumpy Mood-
Please go away. You're not welcome here. Especially at this time of year.
Now Scram-
Me
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2 comments:
LOL...so cute (and I remember some of those feelings very clearly!). Merry Christmas to your family!
Ha! I love it. I have some similar feelings this year. :) Are you getting plumetted up there? We've had 4 days of straight rain here - - crazy (but not as inconvenient as snow). Hang in there...nothing wrong with having a grumpy day.
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